19 GIFs We Should All Retire In 2014
1. Citizen Kane clapping.
Me IRL as I watch this GIF sail down the internet dorm trash chute like an empty case of Genesee Cream Ale.
2. Kristin Wiig in a poignant state of financial duress.
HELP ME IF I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS GIF ONE MORE TIME.
3. Jim Carrey typing.
You’d be a liar (LIAR!) if you said you haven’t seen this GIF a thousand times. I’m no internet ace, but I’d venture it’s been on every list where there’s a reference to using a computer. There’s no masking it! Including this over and over is just making us dumb AND dumber. Ladies, let’s ban this GIF forever, and gentlemen, if you want to be a tru-man, show this GIF the door.
4. Doctor Who in the rain.
David Tennant has officially cried more tears than a colicky toddler in an onion warehouse.
5. Maggie Murdock being a huge drama queen.
YEAH WELL LIFE’S NOT FAIR, ANNE HATHAWAY. GET OVER IT.
6. K-Wiig slugging Yellow Tail.
It pains me to say this, but should we ban all Kristen Wiig GIFs? Should we???
7. The blogging Shiba Inu.
Much typing. Wow. Such every-page-on-the-internet. So if-I-see-this-again-I-will-gouge-out-my-eyes.
8. Emma Stone having a foodgasm.
We all wish we looked like Emma when we get a Chipotle whiff, but really we look like panting Weimaraners.
9. Gooey crying guy.
No seriously, what is even happening in this. No seriously. No seriously.
10. Sarcastic Jennifer Lawrence.
J-Law is flawless, but that has nothing to do with the fact that this is now the “Gangnam Style” of GIFs.
11. Baby tossing money out the window.
This is technically not an accurate representation of how someone pays student loans or buys beer anyway!
12. Alan Rickman flipping the table.
Me = Alan Rickman, the table = this GIF.
13. Crying Dawson.
JVDB is actually crying from the raw agony of being attached to so many teen Tumblr dashboards.
14. Raven Symone nervously chewing gum.
I’m now nervous because I have to buy a new laptop, because I hurled mine out of this eight-story window.
15. Squeeing minions.
I JUST ⌘ + X’ED YOU TO MY TRASH CAN, WHO’S SQUEEING NOW?
16. Speechless Castle guy
Castle guy: “I, uh….. I, uh… no…. hmm… *breaks fourth wall, looks at camera with murderous rage* NOOO…. NOOOOOOOO STOP PUTTING ME IN YOUR TUMBLRS AHHHHHH!!!”
17. Liz Lemon rolling her eyes.
RIP 30 Rock AND using this GIF to illustrate your feelings about that one girl in geometry class.
19. Ain’t nobody got time for that lady.
That for time got nobody ain’t
Time for nobody ain’t that got
Got for that ain’t time nobody
For ain’t got nobody that time
Ain’t that nobodASAKDJLSALFJAF:LAJ