The Internet Is Totally Losing It Over This Gorgeous Woman’s Mugshot

This nation has a long history of making attractive mugshots go viral, which shouldn’t be surprising, I guess, considering 1) all movies and tv shows are about hot criminals, and 2) in this country, being good-looking is better than doing bad stuff is bad. (Please see every article about WOW: THIS HOT TEACHER SLEPT WITH HER 15-YEAR-OLD STUDENT, HAHA HOW AWESOME IS THAT??).

Anyway, we have another contender to the world of hot mugshots. The Internetis pooping its pants over this super cute lady who allegedly did some very bad stuff.

Meet Sarah Seawright, aka #PrisonBae.

I mean, yeah, her face is better than the cure for cancer. But check out her charges.

All the super bad stuff she allegedlydidhasn’t stopped Twitterfrom crushing harder than me in eighth grade algebra in a paradiseof yoga pants.

Everyone is covering her. Including the Daily News, BroBible, Heavy, Bossipand other outlets.

And, um, us.

Because what, I askyou, could be more American than forgiving possibly heinous crimes because of beauty?

Now she’s already made bail and apparently trying to book modeling gigs.

My facial expressions speak Volumes

Posted by Sarah Seawright on Friday, May 20, 2016

I love this country so much. Long live thisbeautiful union.

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