This nation has a long history of making attractive mugshots go viral, which shouldn’t be surprising, I guess, considering 1) all movies and tv shows are about hot criminals, and 2) in this country, being good-looking is better than doing bad stuff is bad. (Please see every article about WOW: THIS HOT TEACHER SLEPT WITH HER 15-YEAR-OLD STUDENT, HAHA HOW AWESOME IS THAT??).
Anyway, we have another contender to the world of hot mugshots. The Internetis pooping its pants over this super cute lady who allegedly did some very bad stuff.
Meet Sarah Seawright, aka #PrisonBae.
All the super bad stuff she allegedlydidhasn’t stopped Twitterfrom crushing harder than me in eighth grade algebra in a paradiseof yoga pants.
Because what, I askyou, could be more American than forgiving possibly heinous crimes because of beauty?